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1. I LOOOOVE guys that wear makeup (eg. Adam Lambert, Bill Kaulitz, Jared Leto) They’re fucking sexy. If anything it makes them look sexier.
2. I have NO idea what my sexuality is. Am I gay, am I straight? WHO KNOWS?! :D
3. The last guy I was crushing on IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. You were…
I was right… but hey! thats life :)
I HAVE A DREAM TODAY
Worst day
- Pretty sure I’m gonna fail my maths test (thats tomorrow)
- Got caught running a red
- While speeding
- pretty sure I’m gonna lose my license
- Rents are gonna flip
- Broke up with my boyfriend
- Because he’s my friend and I want it stay that way (So much for that)
- He doesn’t wanna let go
- Now I can’t get another boyfriend without him potentially never speaking to me again.
- Oh and his ex-fiancé is sleeping with his best friend
- Now I feel horrible for dumping him
- I try to cheer him up and he thinks he might have a chance of staying with me
- So I have to reassure him I don’t love him
- Making him even more depressed
- Making me feel even worse
- Now I have to write a radio script
Loler MSN
- XD says: think horny liquor!
- Moogles says: Lol.
- XD says: and maybe a corona or 2....
- Moogles says: Vodka cruisers. Yummy!
- XD says: peh, cruisers give it to me straight... and hard.
- Moogles says: Lol. get a dick.
- XD says: I only wish you had one.
- Moogles says: I'd fuck the hell out of ya.
- XD says: That would be fun....
- XD says: get a dick already!
- Moogles says: Fine! I'd enjoy playing with myelf...
- Moogles says: I'd be able to fuck myself!
- XD says: so would I... with you.... just like old time... playing together.
- Moogles says: Like we were kids again.
- XD says: Your dick would have to bend in unnatural ways if you wanted to fuck yourself.... or be on your leg or something....
- Moogles: I should get a removable one...
- XD says: Or a vibrator.....Or a boyfriend!
- Moogles says: I like the sound of that!
- Moogles says: I'm trying a whole new look on Sat.
- XD says: cool!
- Moogles says: IT's called. Me.
- XD says: whats it called...... scratch that.... FANFUCKINGAWSOME
- Moogles says: THATMADENOFUCKINGSENSE!
- XD: your fanfuckingawesome do you understand?
- Moogels says: I do.
- Moogels says: YOu maay now kiss the bride.
- XD says: first I gotta find a bride
- Moogles says: You'd be a wonderful lesbian.
- XD says: yeah, maybe.... don't think I've got the boobs for it.....
- Moogles says: Nah, if you both had giant cans , how would you cuddle?
- XD says: you have to cuddle on an angle
- XD says: one boob kinda fits into the other... like corrugated iron...
- XD says: gotta walk the dog. I'll be gone for about half and hour... or mabe a litle longer, till 8
- Moogles says: Why is everyone leaving till eight?!?! Who am I gonna talk to?
- XD says: Talk to your dick. I'll see you later!!!
- Moogles says: HA! bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
- XD says: MWA!
- Moogles says: I'M NOT YOUR BRIDE!!!!
- XD says: (the mwa was 4 ur dick btw)
LOL msn
- XD says: I was mowing over teh fomew and it flew out from under the mower and hit my leg really hard
- XD leaving a scratch
- Moogles says: But that makes no sense!
- XD says: why?
- Moogles: I don't know! It just doesn't
- XD says: horny foam.
- Moogles says: ...?
- XD says: it was hard
- Moogles says: Ah.
- Moogles says: See? You're a genius! I cpould never think of things like that.
- XD says: i was gonna say hard foam... but then I was like, she'll just think of it as horny.... so I might as well say horny foam.
- Moogles. says: Good one
- XD says: muy hand smell like petrol......
- Moogles says: Soap. Use it
- XD says: my* (sorry got guys on the brain)
- Moogles says: Regrettably, that's the only place they;ll be for a whgile.
- Moogles says: while*
- XD says: I'll whgile your horny fome!
- Moogles O_O
- Moogles says: I'd like to see you try.
- XD says: welll! I'll be seeing you on saturday then!!! ;)
- Moogles says: Alright. Let's get this partay started!
- XD says: she better fucking buy me alcohol.
- XD says: and smokes
- Moogles says: One at a time. One at a time.
- XD says: ok we'll start wiht somkes?
- XD says: for your birthday?
- Moogles. says: Lol. Okies.
- XD says: then alchohol for mine?
- Moogles says: YAY! Yep. But something nice. Like, white wine.
- XD says: I wanna try scotch
- Moogles says: Same!
lol!
denimandflowers:(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
CEDRIC
I love Mean Girls mash ups.
LAWL
uber lol!
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