May 2010
4 posts
Oh shit...: Some things I find hard to admit: →
1. I LOOOOVE guys that wear makeup (eg. Adam Lambert, Bill Kaulitz, Jared Leto) They’re fucking sexy. If anything it makes them look sexier.
2. I have NO idea what my sexuality is. Am I gay, am I straight? WHO KNOWS?! :D
3. The last guy I was crushing on IS A FUCKING DICKHEAD. You were…
I was right… but hey! thats life :)
“I HAVE A DREAM TODAY”
Worst day
Pretty sure I’m gonna fail my maths test (thats tomorrow)
Got caught running a red
While speeding
pretty sure I’m gonna lose my license
Rents are gonna flip
Broke up with my boyfriend
Because he’s my friend and I want it stay that way (So much for that)
He doesn’t wanna let go
Now I can’t get another boyfriend without him potentially never speaking to me...
February 2010
2 posts
Loler MSN
XD says: think horny liquor!
Moogles says: Lol.
XD says: and maybe a corona or 2....
Moogles says: Vodka cruisers. Yummy!
XD says: peh, cruisers give it to me straight... and hard.
Moogles says: Lol. get a dick.
XD says: I only wish you had one.
Moogles says: I'd fuck the hell out of ya.
XD says: That would be fun....
XD says: get a dick already!
Moogles says: Fine! I'd enjoy playing with myelf...
Moogles says: I'd be able to fuck myself!
XD says: so would I... with you.... just like old time... playing together.
Moogles says: Like we were kids again.
XD says: Your dick would have to bend in unnatural ways if you wanted to fuck yourself.... or be on your leg or something....
Moogles: I should get a removable one...
XD says: Or a vibrator.....Or a boyfriend!
Moogles says: I like the sound of that!
Moogles says: I'm trying a whole new look on Sat.
XD says: cool!
Moogles says: IT's called. Me.
XD says: whats it called...... scratch that.... FANFUCKINGAWSOME
Moogles says: THATMADENOFUCKINGSENSE!
XD: your fanfuckingawesome do you understand?
Moogels says: I do.
Moogels says: YOu maay now kiss the bride.
XD says: first I gotta find a bride
Moogles says: You'd be a wonderful lesbian.
XD says: yeah, maybe.... don't think I've got the boobs for it.....
Moogles says: Nah, if you both had giant cans , how would you cuddle?
XD says: you have to cuddle on an angle
XD says: one boob kinda fits into the other... like corrugated iron...
XD says: gotta walk the dog. I'll be gone for about half and hour... or mabe a litle longer, till 8
Moogles says: Why is everyone leaving till eight?!?! Who am I gonna talk to?
XD says: Talk to your dick. I'll see you later!!!
Moogles says: HA! bye!!!!!!!!!!!!
XD says: MWA!
Moogles says: I'M NOT YOUR BRIDE!!!!
XD says: (the mwa was 4 ur dick btw)
LOL msn
XD says: I was mowing over teh fomew and it flew out from under the mower and hit my leg really hard
XD leaving a scratch
Moogles says: But that makes no sense!
XD says: why?
Moogles: I don't know! It just doesn't
XD says: horny foam.
Moogles says: ...?
XD says: it was hard
Moogles says: Ah.
Moogles says: See? You're a genius! I cpould never think of things like that.
XD says: i was gonna say hard foam... but then I was like, she'll just think of it as horny.... so I might as well say horny foam.
Moogles. says: Good one
XD says: muy hand smell like petrol......
Moogles says: Soap. Use it
XD says: my* (sorry got guys on the brain)
Moogles says: Regrettably, that's the only place they;ll be for a whgile.
Moogles says: while*
XD says: I'll whgile your horny fome!
Moogles O_O
Moogles says: I'd like to see you try.
XD says: welll! I'll be seeing you on saturday then!!! ;)
Moogles says: Alright. Let's get this partay started!
XD says: she better fucking buy me alcohol.
XD says: and smokes
Moogles says: One at a time. One at a time.
XD says: ok we'll start wiht somkes?
XD says: for your birthday?
Moogles. says: Lol. Okies.
XD says: then alchohol for mine?
Moogles says: YAY! Yep. But something nice. Like, white wine.
XD says: I wanna try scotch
Moogles says: Same!
December 2009
6 posts
Reblog with how old you'll be in 2010!
creideamh:
missy-m-kaulitz-xd:
radiohysteriax3:
alessiabk:
sexyskittles:
closertotheheart:
fuckyeahcandace:
metalhymenpulverizerforyou:
phoebejeebies:
Cause I’m gonna be 21 and I’m fuckin stoked.
19. Nothing important happens.
16!
15!:)
16
im 15 in four days
15 -.-”
17 in 29 days :D
15 behbeh!
17 in march…
17. woo.
I'm a bitch
Deal with it
I have me reasons - doesn’t mean I’m about to tell you what they are. Life is to real. reality sucks. This isn’t a blog about reality.