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LOL msn

• XD says: I was mowing over teh fomew and it flew out from under the mower and hit my leg really hard
• XD leaving a scratch
• Moogles says: But that makes no sense!
• XD says: why?
• Moogles: I don't know! It just doesn't
• XD says: horny foam. 
• Moogles says: ...?
• XD says: it was hard
• Moogles says: Ah.
• Moogles says: See? You're a genius! I cpould never think of things like that.
• XD says: i was gonna say hard foam... but then I was like, she'll just think of it as horny.... so I might as well say horny foam.
• Moogles. says: Good one
• XD says: muy hand smell like petrol...... 
• Moogles says: Soap. Use it
• XD says: my* (sorry got guys on the brain) 
• Moogles says: Regrettably, that's the only place they;ll be for a whgile.
• Moogles says: while*
• XD says: I'll whgile your horny fome! 
• Moogles O_O
• Moogles says: I'd like to see you try.
• XD says: welll! I'll be seeing you on saturday then!!! ;)
• Moogles says: Alright. Let's get this partay started!
• XD says: she better fucking buy me alcohol.
• XD says: and smokes
• Moogles says: One at a time. One at a time.
• XD says: ok we'll start wiht somkes? 
• XD says: for your birthday?
• Moogles. says: Lol. Okies.
• XD says: then alchohol for mine? 
• Moogles says: YAY! Yep. But something nice. Like, white wine.
• XD says: I wanna try scotch
• Moogles says: Same!

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